i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
(Source: theamericangurl, via hes-my-whore)
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my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that
I HATE PEOPLE WHO CLAP WHEN THE PLANE LANDS
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CLAP WHEN THE MOVIE ENDS
I HATE PEOPLE
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
BECUASE WE HATE FUCKING PEOPLE
BUT FUCKING PEOPLE IS FUN
WELL I WOULDN’T KNOW THAT BECAUSE I HAVEN’T FUCKED ANYONE
this is like a really intense poem
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